JAMBOG Phase 2

The Assignment: Use the four items previously posted to solve the scenario of your choice.

Scenario of Choice:
Scenario #1: The president has just been kidnapped by terrorists. You, as the special agent, are transported to their stronghold. How do you rescue the president?

Song Choice: Sixteen Going on Seventeen (last four stanzas) from The Sound of Music. There just wasn't enough room left in my earlier song to successfully complete the rescue. I felt compelled to stick with the Sound of Music theme.


I'm an agent, going on a mission, rescuing the president.
I'll use my book to locate the treasure, their captive resident.

I'll need someone, to occupy the mastermind, lucky I have the Queen.
She'll keep him busy by comparing her tactics to those of Hillary.

I'll use the meatballs and the sauce as my ammunition.
I'll use the mozzarella cheese as rope to bind the henchmen.

Lacking a swiss knife, I'll use my lightsaber
To fight and melt steel dooor-ors.
If all else fails, I won't worry
I-I will u-use the Force.